Interview with a piercer who has come up with a successful method for piercing pet fish.
BME: If someone brought their fish to you for a piercing, would you do it and what would you charge?
WILLIAM: Yes, as long as it was a fish of substantial size. People have asked me to pierce Betas and there's no way I would. I don't think I could charge for the service, just the jewelry.
BME: What's morally worse, piercing a human baby's ears, or piercing a fish's "labret"?
WILLIAM: Well, I pierced a baby's lobes once and I'll never do it again! I'll pierce fish again though.
(via Fark)
