The Jones Soda Company has posted a (hoax?) announcement of its latest seasonal beverage: Turkey and Gravy Soda. Even if it turns out not to be true, I very much appreciate the deadpan delivery of the copy on the sell-page, and the graphics for the new bottle are fantastic. I wouldn't drink this, but I'd buy a bottle, soak the label off, scan it, and use it for desktop wallpaper.
"We are really excited about the limited test launch of our new flavored Turkey & Gravy beverage. This seasonal flavor allows us to enter a new market segment, the meal replacement market. The new flavor will also appeal to new consumers, those who prefers a savory type flavor to the traditional soda flavors," says Peter van Stolk, President & C.E.O. "With consumers becoming more and more health conscious, Jones Soda's Turkey & Gravy flavored beverage is a zero calorie and zero carbohydrate beverage that can be served warm or cold with a full flavor that will meet and will exceed our customer's expectation."
(Thanks, Computerface!)
