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PHP insult gen

This handy app generates polysyllabic slurs, so you don’t have to:

* May 98 flaming SWBell technical support snuggle with a sharp stick while standing on your unusually small bottle of maple syrup.

* May one million homeless late night talk show hosts puke up Count Chocula after smelling milkshakes using only vaseline and your decaying popcorn.

* May 50 billion quadriplegic door to door salesmen implode Planter’s Cheeseballs using only your Swedish fonics monkey.

* May a crowd of nuclear people named “dr. delicious” discover the secret of lard over your Swedish platypus.

* May a gross of fleshy jaywalkers ask “What chu talking about, Willis?!” to testicles, tinkering with your unusually small pontoon boat.

* May 32 Swahilli unix system administrators whip killer bees while performing a drive-by-shooting on your tv dinner.

* May three trillion free-balling members of Menudo swallow flaming crayons after genetically cloning your nose hair.

link (Thanks, Sean!)

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