Spider Jerusalem blogs

Warren Ellis is blogging in the voice of Spider Jersualem, his character from the brilliant and sadly finished
Transmetropolitan series.

Junior wrenched open a draw in the desk and ripped from it a scrawny-looking cuddly toy with its eyes plucked out and awful stains on its mouth.

"THIS is Ringo!" he exulted. "RINGO is my FRIEND!" He clutched the scabby thing to a chest already pebbledashed with cocaine, bloodclots and snot.

My back bumped into the door. "And… he says things, does he?"

"Yeahhhhhh," Junior sighed, stroking Ringo's stomach in a disturbingly sexual way.

"Well, um, excellent. I should be going. I have to accept a shipment of dolphin steaks tonight

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