Lazyweb: Can someone make Burningman Bingo cards?

Paul Boutin, fellow hack and blogger, is en route to Black Rock City like me. He wonders aloud by e-mail: someone should make Burningman Bingo cards a la Hipster Bingo. So, to you, dear BoingBoing readers, I pose his question today. Tall Naked Dude Wearing Penis Gourd. Unwashed Chick on Ecstasy. Port-a-pottie. Mushroom Shaped Rave Tent. White Guy With El-Wire Woven Into His Dreadlocks. Help me out here, people. Discuss