Freedom to Breathe Safe Clothing makes neckwear — ties and scarves — that are suppposedly good enough to filter whatever terrornoia phobia (anthrax, smoke, dirty nuke fallout) you’re worried about. They’ll sell you these garments so that you can look smart and businessy and still be prepared for the bogeyman’s Orange Alert atrocities, wrapping them around your mouth and nose while you belly-crawl to safety. Kind of a duck-and-cover tool for your face.
(via SFGate Morning Fix)