For sale on eBay, a $250,000 satellite dish. That would make a great WiFi antenna (which is, of course, the 21st Century’s version of “that would make a great bong.”)
60 Foot Satellite Dish–full azimuth and elevation rotation. Also includes 1000 sq. ft. underground control room. Inside has been stripped bare. No mineral rights. SUV in picture NOT included.
(Thanks, Scott!)