Man caught in LAX with monkeys in his pants — authorities were tipped off by the bird of paradise that took wing when they opened his suitcase.
Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: “Yes, I’ve got monkeys in my pants.”
Though Cusack told authorities that he was a concerned environmentalist who had purchased the animals in Jakarta, Indonesia and was taking them to a Costa Rica wildlife sanctuary. He was arrested on smuggling charges.
(via Rebecca’s Pocket)