If Xmas was a Jewish holiday

Cory Doctorow 3:10 pm Tue Dec 10, 2002

Hilchos Xmas: the Talmudic laws of Christmas, if Christmas was a Jewish holiday. Damn, this is funny stuff!

This is the fruitcake of our affliction, which our ancestors baked 400 years ago.

All who are in need, come and celebrate Xmas with us.
All who are hungry, come and partake of this 400-year-old fruitcake, as it is written, "Let them eat cake!"
This year we watch football in the living room, next year may the Super Bowl come to our city!

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