The Reverse Cowgirl writes:
It appears that, as we speak, 8,000 male members of the U.S. Navy are descending upon the girlie bars of Hong Kong in search of strippers named Suzie Wong. and, in doing so, they may be inadvertently setting themselves up for a possible terrorist attack by members of the no-no notorious Big Al's al Qaeda striptease terrorist posse.
my god, are not even titty bars sacred anymore? to what has this world come? a Hong Kongian deputy commissioner of police says they've beefed up local patrols, but, more importantly… his name is Dick Lee.