My new madlibs technique is unstoppable

A perl madlibs script behind this page generates random — and ass-kicking — kung-fu moves every fifteen minutes or so.

inverted ghost lunge
explosive sage stance
burning rabbit cut
flying fairy twist
screaming cricket advance
seven butterfly hammer
valorous grasshopper hand
vulgar chopstick style
vulgar mustard-seed feet
splendid virgin breath
enlightened qi pose

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(Thanks, Matt!)