Amazing first-person account of a woman guy (thanks, JRC!) who, through an amazing set of circumstances got commissioned by Steve Malcolm Forbes to bake a 3' high Fabrege Egg replica cake — after he stole the first one.
Still not satisfied, three stewardess and one steward stewed over the problem until the plane was almost 10 minutes late (Headline: CAKE HOLDS UP PLANE). Finally, the pilot came back, surveyed the situation, and told them all to get a grip, that he thought the cake was fine. Phew! We flew.
(via MeFi)