Excellent “Rules of Thumb” from the West Viginia Surf Report. Here are some samples:
-A person who wears a fanny pack loves science fiction, and vice versa.
-A person who wears a belt with shorts is probably religious.
-If the outside of the CD has the word “Zappa” on it, you’re going to be disappointed by the music inside.
-If the flyer shows the band standing on the railroad tracks, the band is shit.