Rules of Thumb

Excellent "Rules of Thumb" from the West Viginia Surf Report. Here are some samples:

-A person who wears a fanny pack loves science fiction, and vice versa.

-A person who wears a belt with shorts is probably religious.

-If the outside of the CD has the word "Zappa" on it, you're going to be disappointed by the music inside.

-If the flyer shows the band standing on the railroad tracks, the band is shit.

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