A security guard's take on the Winter Games

Cory Doctorow 9:35 am Thu Feb 21, 2002

One of the security staffers at the Winter Games is keeping an hilarious blog.

BABY GOT BACK
This happens every day and it continues to amaze me:

As the speed skaters come each morning to train on the ice, they walk, talk and act just like anyone. They go into their locker rooms, they ask the audio guys to play some good music and they do their best to ignore reporters. I smile as we pass eachother and then, as they walk away, I can help but note their enourmous, enormous asses.

I mean, holy crap.

Sure, they're in great shape and it's all muscle – but, it just looks like they're wearing some sort of custom, sculpted-foam, ass prosthetic.

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