Lord of the Rings, the abridged version:
IAN HOLM There you are, you sage old wizard!They smoke from IAN MCKELLEN'S PIPE. IAN HOLM (CONT'D) Ah, Ian, you truly have the finest weed in Middle Earth. IAN MCKELLEN Heh. Both of our names are Ian. IAN HOLM Holy shit! You're right!IAN HOLM falls backwards, laughing hysterically. IAN HOLM (CONT'D) Dude! Every time I laugh, I think it's my lung trying to escape a little bit. Maybe that's what laughing is. Lungs use humor to trick us into letting them escape. Whoa. IAN MCKELLEN Holy shit dude, you're so fucked up. IAN HOLM Oh, wanna see something cool? This will totally trip you out.IAN slips on the RING OF POWER and turns invisible. IAN HOLM (CONT'D) (invisible) Whoa, where'd I go? Where'd I go? Ha ha! (removing the ring) Isn't that awesome?