Unprintable Zagat’s outtakes:
Why eat here when you can take the vegetables from the garbage can?
The only thing authentic about this joint is the heartburn and the check
I get sick from the food every time. At least it has consistency
Food tastes like socks
Waitresses trained by Joseph Stalin
The cockroaches are more energetic than the management
The Bronx Zoo with Food
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