Unprintable Zagat's outtakes:Why eat here

Unprintable Zagat's outtakes:

Why eat here when you can take the vegetables from the garbage can?

The only thing authentic about this joint is the heartburn and the check

I get sick from the food every time. At least it has consistency

Food tastes like socks

Waitresses trained by Joseph Stalin

The cockroaches are more energetic than the management

The Bronx Zoo with Food

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