Here's a purported email exchange between Judd Apatow, who created Fox's Undeclared, and Mark Brazill, who co-created That 70's Show. It starts with Apatow writing to Brazill to verify a rumor that Brazill is holding some kind of grudge against him, and quickly deteriorates into a Usenet-grade flamewar in which Brazill comes across as a total loon.
Is your wife still livid about someone in the neighborhood building ahouse just like hers? Tell her I know how she feels. The reason I calledwas to tell you to piss off. We'll never be "friends", regardless of thepussy whining from your last e-mail. I respect you zero.See ya at the upfronts, bitch!
Well…unless you get canceled before that.
Until then, die in a fiery accident and taste your own blood.
(Is that too angry?)
Love, Brazill