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Star Wars woo-woo fandom has

Star Wars woo-woo fandom has a new king: The Star Wars numerologist.

There is only one Bible. How would God send new messages? Through divineinspiration of contemporary authors. I submit that George Lucas is one such author.If my speculations prove to be correct, I think it is fair to assert that God is anumerologist. It would be interesting to know if Lucas was aware of his role asa messenger of this particular information.

I listened to my Star Wars videotape a few days ago and took these notes.

* The THX Sound double inverted chord glissandos last about 13.5 seconds.
* The first melody of the Star Wars Main Theme by John Williams has 19 notes.
* R2D2 plugs into the Deathstar computer and discovers that Princess Leia is in”Level 5 Detention Block AA Level 23.” Translation by C3PO.
* Han Solo says, “Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138.”
* Luke and Han find Princess Leia in cell number 2187.
* Our heroes escape being crushed by shouting “Garbage unit number 3263827.”
* Storm troopers say, “They have split up. They’re on Levels 5 and 6.”

Discuss (Thanks, Jet!)

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