The Onion took last week off — no one was in the mood for satire. They’re back this week, and funnier than ever:
- Hugging up 76,000 percent
- Jery Falwell: Is that guy a dick or what?
- Rest of country temporarily feels deep affection for New York
- Massive attack on Pentagon page 14 news
- President urges calm, restraint, among nation’s ballad singers
- Report: GenX irony, cynicism may be permanently obsolete