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United pilots have a new

United pilots have a new spiel to kick off their flights with, in which they explain to passengers how to cope with hijackers:

If someone were to stand up,brandish something such as a plastic knife and say ‘This is a hijacking’ or words to that effect here is what you should do: Every one of you should stand up and immediately throw things at that person — pillows, books, magazines, eyeglasses, shoes —anything that will throw him off balance and distract his attention. If he has a confederate or two, do the same with them. Most important: get a blanket over him, then wrestle him to floor and keep him there. We’ll land the plane at the nearest airport and the authorities will take it from there.

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