Messy Chestnut is a funny

Messy Chestnut is a funny blog.

"…I’ve been flying a lot lately, and I have some recommendations for you for replacement taglines.

Southwest Airlines: We’re goofy, you’re cattle.

American Airlines: We removed a row so you can pay twice as much.

United Airlines Damn good at striking.

Delta Airlines: We crash a lot.

Continental Airlines: Where pilots learn to fly.

America West: Come sit on our fart-saturated seats.

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