Further signs of the aporkalypse: Fox is running a new, Power-Rangers-style show based on Mexican masked wrestling, called Los Luchadores. It features an evil cyborg chihuahua that talks like the Yo-Quiero-Taco-Bell rat, and a total hottie hero called Maria Valentine, whose “trendy crop tops, stylish bell-bottoms, tattoo, and pierced belly-button are always a big hit.” Modern primitivism is now officially out. Link